by The Subtle Mummy | May 9, 2016 | General
I was chatting to a friend the other day, you know the kind that doesn’t have kids yet, and she was talking about going out with her partner to some swanky restaurant, and how we should join them, and I had a mental flash of my family and I in the said swanky...
by The Subtle Mummy | Apr 28, 2016 | General, motherhood, romance
Ok, this one is for the lads. Men, if you are married and want to be having more of the “cookie” then you need to read this. I will reveal a secret weapon that ensures you will get more action. I can’t say I have had much romance in my life. I never went...
by The Subtle Mummy | Apr 18, 2016 | General
Have a baby naturally they said… it’s life changing they said…. Let me tell you something, my first child broke my vagina and you don’t want to know what else, but I’m going to tell you anyway. Yup, it’s broken and I need a mechanic trained as...
by The Subtle Mummy | Apr 9, 2016 | General
Last installment and these were my top 2. I hope they don’t disappoint. 2. Sad One year, on April Fools again, I sent all my friends the same message saying: “I’m out the front of your work. Sorry didn’t know where else to go. I need to talk.” All whilst...
by The Subtle Mummy | Apr 8, 2016 | General
Here are the next two… Enjoy. 4. Spider in the cot. Ok, so another one to do with my husband and the mummy forum. I used to always freak out that I would turn on the monitor and there would be something in the cot crawling around with my infant, so I decided it...
\Mother. Wife. Teacher. Funny. Honest. Energetic. Loyal. Creative. Prankster. Junk food addict. Homie. Subtle as a brick in the face. Wanderlust.
