by The Subtle Mummy | Jul 30, 2016 | Uncategorized
I was chatting to a friend the other day about what I should write next and she suggested I talk about crappy dates. I can’t recall many crappy dates but one story did come to mind. I won’t say it was a date that blew me away but rather a date I blew...
by The Subtle Mummy | Jul 22, 2016 | General, teen years
High School. High school was difficult for me. You probably see my posts, or know me even, and think that I am a strong personality that surely was never bullied in school. That I was in with the “cool kids” that all the boys chased. Truth be told my first boyfriend...
by The Subtle Mummy | Jul 10, 2016 | Uncategorized
My Big Break. I used to think that only twats applied to agencies. People, who thought they were cute and were going to get a shot on some TV show, that would result in them “making it”. I was even one of those twats that enquired about one I saw that kept popping up...
by The Subtle Mummy | Jul 3, 2016 | General, motherhood
Travelling with a Toddler It’s coming up to that time of the year again where it is bloody freezing and you can’t wait to get away to somewhere tropical, where there is a beach and more importantly SUN! This time you have a toddler though, so let me tell...
by The Subtle Mummy | Jun 21, 2016 | Uncategorized
That second baby Oh, that poor second child, left to fend for itself, raise itself, practically. As a first time mother I did everything I could to be the best parent possible. I read all the right books, downloaded all the best apps and actually listened to what the...
by The Subtle Mummy | Jun 17, 2016 | General
Shout out to the dads who…. This is a shout out to the dads who parent. I won’t say I have a crazy social life but I get out, and good on me for doing so. When I had my first baby my life changed so drastically and I was ready for it. I was in my 30’s and...
by The Subtle Mummy | Jun 13, 2016 | motherhood
I wanted a boy… It finally happened and you have joined “the breeders” as we are often called and gotten pregnant. The first thing people ask you is, “Do you want a boy or a girl?” and my cliché response was “I honestly don’t mind as long as I have a...
by The Subtle Mummy | Jun 11, 2016 | Uncategorized
Twinning. There comes a time in every mothers life when you buy your first matchy matchy outfit with your child. For some it starts slowly with a matching headband or sneakers (that was my first), or others go all out with a head to toe, Ralph Lauren advertisement,...
by The Subtle Mummy | Jun 1, 2016 | General
Let me preface this letter by saying I wrote this upstairs in bed crying after I threw a hissy fit. I love my husband and he does a great job. Some days though, he could be Daddy Perfect and it still wouldn’t be enough. Here is me being vulnerable. It...
by The Subtle Mummy | May 28, 2016 | General
Potty training envy is a “thing”, I’m sure of it. I bet we all go through it in the lead up but noone talks about it. My son is two and he is still not potty trained and I have serious potty training envy every time I see a child his age or younger with no...
\Mother. Wife. Teacher. Funny. Honest. Energetic. Loyal. Creative. Prankster. Junk food addict. Homie. Subtle as a brick in the face. Wanderlust.
