by The Subtle Mummy | May 20, 2016 | General
As you get older, you start to mentally prepare yourself for certain milestones. There is plenty of warning and foresight, so you get to those points in your life where things change drastically and you feel like you are ok, because you knew what was coming. I was...
by The Subtle Mummy | May 17, 2016 | General
I remembered a funny incident today that had me searching through old Facebook posts to find. This was me as a new mum about 2 years ago. Shout out if you’re having one of “those” days! *warning this status is rated MO (mothers only)*** if...
by The Subtle Mummy | May 13, 2016 | General
Many of you may not know it but there is a secret underworld of mummy forums. The first rule of the mummy forum is you don’t talk about what happens in the mummy forum. They are private pages especially for mums to ask advice and what not. I was initiated and...
by The Subtle Mummy | May 9, 2016 | General
I was chatting to a friend the other day, you know the kind that doesn’t have kids yet, and she was talking about going out with her partner to some swanky restaurant, and how we should join them, and I had a mental flash of my family and I in the said swanky...
by The Subtle Mummy | Apr 28, 2016 | General, motherhood, romance
Ok, this one is for the lads. Men, if you are married and want to be having more of the “cookie” then you need to read this. I will reveal a secret weapon that ensures you will get more action. I can’t say I have had much romance in my life. I never went...
by The Subtle Mummy | Apr 18, 2016 | General
Have a baby naturally they said… it’s life changing they said…. Let me tell you something, my first child broke my vagina and you don’t want to know what else, but I’m going to tell you anyway. Yup, it’s broken and I need a mechanic trained as...
by The Subtle Mummy | Apr 9, 2016 | General
Last installment and these were my top 2. I hope they don’t disappoint. 2. Sad One year, on April Fools again, I sent all my friends the same message saying: “I’m out the front of your work. Sorry didn’t know where else to go. I need to talk.” All whilst...
by The Subtle Mummy | Apr 8, 2016 | General
Here are the next two… Enjoy. 4. Spider in the cot. Ok, so another one to do with my husband and the mummy forum. I used to always freak out that I would turn on the monitor and there would be something in the cot crawling around with my infant, so I decided it...
by The Subtle Mummy | Apr 7, 2016 | General
Ok, I can honestly promise you this will be my best blog so far. It’s a little long so I apologise in advance. Having a brother that was six years older than me and being born into a family with eight male cousins older than me, I had to toughen up fast....
by The Subtle Mummy | Apr 1, 2016 | General
“Strike while the iron is hot” they say. So, here I am, only a day after the intro, typing up another post. The feedback I got was that I should be me, blunt, unfiltered, brick face, Zoe. Here goes. This post is bound to ruffle a few feathers, but I...
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